STUDENT IN AIRPORT

Funny Neapli Jokes

A student was flying back home and reach to the airport counter and speaks to the conuter officer:

Haku: Sir, here is my passport and the ticket. 
Officer: Ok,its allright may i check you laugage.
Haku: Ok here it is.But I would like to send my green suitcase to Hawaii and my red suitcase to London.
Officer: Looking confuse, I'm sorry we cannot do that?
Haku: Really? I am so relieved to hear you say that because that is what exactly you did to my luggage last year.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 

Haku kale jokes with Gabbar.

Nepali Funny Jokes

Gabbar: थाहा छैन दरि-जुँगा भन्दा कपाल किन छिटो फुल्छ हो ?
Haku: धत लाटा कपाल भन्दा दारि-जुँगा १३/१४ वर्ष कान्छो हुन्छ भनेर ?