FATHER AND SON...

Funny Nepali Jokes

Son : Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl.
Father : That's great son. Who is she?
Son : It's Sandra, the neighbour's daughter.
Father : Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell you something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister.
The boy is naturally bummed out; but a couple of months later : 
Son : Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!
Father : That's great son. Who is she?
Son : It's Angela, the other neighbour's daughter.
Father : Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that. Angela is also your sister. This went on couple of times and son was so mad, He went straight to his mother crying.
Son : Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them because dad is their father!
The mother hugs him affectionately and says : My love, You can date whoever you want. He isn't your Father..!!

 FUNNY NEPALI JOKES

एउटा गोरो मान्छे थियो , जब उस्को छोरो जन्म्यो त्यो कालो न कालो । उ आफ्नो स्वास्नीको मा गयो र सोध्यो :

"हैन म पनि गोरो तिमी पनि गोरी छोरो चाँही किन यस्तो कालो ?

स्वास्नी : डार्लिङ, म पनि Hot तिमी पनि Hot , बच्चा जल्यो होला नि ।
एउटा बच्चा एउटा किताब एकदम ध्यान दिएर पढि रहेको थियो जसको शिर्षक थियो " बच्चाहरुको पालन पोषण कसरी गर्ने "
आमा : हैन तैले यो किताब किन पढ्दै छस ?
छोरो : म यो जान्न चाहन्छु कि मेरो पालन पोषण राम्रो सँग भई रहेको छ कि छैन भनेर ।

BABY SITTING

 Funny Nepali Jokes

A young man agreed to baby-sit one night so a single mother could have an evening out. At bedtime he sent the youngsters upstairs to bed and settled down to watch football.
One child kept creeping down the stairs, but the young man kept sending him back to bed.
At 9pm the doorbell rang, it was the next-door neighbor, Mrs. Brown, asking whether her son was there. The young man brusquely replied, "No."

Just then a little head appeared over the banister and shouted, "I'm here, Mom, but he won't let me go home!"

STUDENT IN AIRPORT

Funny Neapli Jokes

A student was flying back home and reach to the airport counter and speaks to the conuter officer:

Haku: Sir, here is my passport and the ticket. 
Officer: Ok,its allright may i check you laugage.
Haku: Ok here it is.But I would like to send my green suitcase to Hawaii and my red suitcase to London.
Officer: Looking confuse, I'm sorry we cannot do that?
Haku: Really? I am so relieved to hear you say that because that is what exactly you did to my luggage last year.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 

AAMA RA CHORA

Funny Nepali Jokes

Boy: Hi darling k xa?

Girl: Ko ho? Boy: Timro pagal premi Jaanu

Grl: Ta harke ho?

Boy: Ho... Timilai kasari tha vo?

Grl: Ta Chandane bahun ko xora hos ni?

Boy: Ho tara kasari tha vo?

Grl: Ta Gothbare Jetha ko Naati hos?

Boy: Ho...ho.... Kasari tha vo vandaixu?

Grl: "Arey khate ma teri aama hu, Aafnai ghar ma phone garera kaha gaza tandai xas? Ghar matra aaija na..janeki xu tolai!! :D :P

Rajesh Hamal Joke

Funny Nepali Jokes

Ek din aauta mancha perfium lina nepal ko sabai vanda tholo pasal ma gaya 6. Teha tyo mancha le sabai perfium try garyo tra uslai kunai pani man parena taha rajesh hamal pani perfium kinana gayako raha6 tyo man6a rajesh ko aaghadi jada teslai eak dam suganda aayo tyo man6 le rajesh lai sodyo rajesh dai tapai le kun perfium lagaunu vayako rajesh musu musu hasdai vanchan ara vai yo kaha mero perfium ko suganda ho ra yo mero ta pad ko ganda po ho ta.

Funny Jokes doctor and pandit

Nepali funny Jokes

एक पण्डित बाजेलाई
झाडा पखालाले च्यापेछ..
ओखति लिने समयमा
डाक्टरलाई सोधेछन्..”के के
कुरामा ध्यान दिन
पर्ला डाक्टर साव ?”
डाक्टरः “जोडले शंख नफुक्नु होला..”

Funny Nepali Jokes(Rajesh Hamal)

राजेश दाईलाई अस्ती सुटिङ गर्दा तिर्ख लगेछ । तर सुटिङ स्पटमा पानी नै रहेनछ । दाईले नजिकैको नदीमा गएर पानी खानु भएछ, पानी खानासाथ नदीहरुमा पानीको जलस्थर एक्कासी घटेछ ..... त्यसै कारणले गर्दा लोडशेडिङ बढेको हो रे । दाईलाई सुसु आयो भने त ठुलो बाढी आउछ कि भनेर वातावरण मन्त्री टेनसनमा हुनुहुन्छ रे ।

Funny tourist jokes

Nepali Funny Jokes

एक जना टुरिस्टलाइ जंगलमा डुल्न जादा दिसा लागेछ र हत्तपत्त दिसा गरेर सिस्नाको पातले पुसेछ उसलाई सिस्नोले मर्ने गरि पोलेछ, तेस्पछी दगुर्दै आफ्ना साथीहरुलाई भनेछ ओहो नेपालको झारपातमा पनि current हुदो रहेछ

Funny Jokes about a girl and a boy

Funny Nepali Jokes

Boy: म ४ वर्षको भएँ, तँ ?
Girl: म पनि ४ वर्षकी भएँ !
Boy: त्यसोभए हिँड्न मसँग, किन लाज मानेकी ?
Girl: (लजाउँदै): कहाँ ?
Boy: पोलियो थोपा खान !

Mom and daughter funny jokes

Funny Nepali Jokes

Mom:Who is the hard-working student in your class. 
Son: I ma mom.
Mom: How?
Son : All my friends sit on the bench and read but I always stand on it and read.

Teacher and student

Funny Nepali Jokes 

Teacher : Ram why don't you like maths?
Ram : Because maths has only problems and problems.

A man does a family planning

Funny Nepali Jokes

एक व्यक्तिले फेमीली प्लानिङको अप्रेशन गरायो । एक वर्ष पछि फेरी उसको घरमा छोरा पैदा भयो । ऊ दिक्क भयो र डराएर डाक्टरकोमा गयो र भन्न लाग्यो: "डाक्टर साहेब, तपाईले मेरो अप्रेशन गर्नु भएको थियो तर पनि यो वच्चा कसरी पैदा भयो ?" डाक्टरले भन्यो: मैले अप्रेशन तिम्रो मात्र गरेको थिए , सारा गाँउलेको होइन् ।

The funny joke about husband and wife

Nepali Funny Jokes

लोग्ने : तिमीसँग बिहे गरेर मलाई एकदम फाईदा भएको छ ।
स्वास्नी : ( खुशी हुँदै ) हो र कसरी नि ?
लोग्ने : मलाई मैले गरेको पाप को सजाए म जिउदो हुँदै पाई रहेको छु नि त ।

Husband scares his wife with a gun shot.

Funny Nepali Jokes

Son makes a funny nepali jokes when he fail.

Nepali Funny Jokes

बाउ:  हेर् छोरा! तँ यसपाली पनि परिक्षामा फेल भइस् भने मलाई बाउ नभन्नु! बुझिस् । 

भोली पल्ट रिजल्ट आएछ…………… 
बाउ:  ए छोरा! तेरो रिजल्ट के भयो भन् त ? 
छोरा:  ह्या धन बहादुर सोल्टा! जिस्किन नआउ न भन्या आफुलाई यहाँ कस्तो Tension भै’राछ..

Funny Boys in Prostitute

Two funny nepali boys

Two men went 2 a call-girl.
1st went in and came out n said “hoina my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n said “U R right ur wife is much better.”  

Three funny Nepali Boys

Nepali Funny Jokes

३ जना गफाडी बच्चाहरु गफगर्दा
पहिलो बच्चा:-यार हाम्रो बा ले हलो जोत्यो भने धर्तिनै फाट्छ यार।
दोस्रो बच्चा:- तेरो बाउ त के हो र हाम्रो बा ले त
प्लेन उडायो भने आकास नै फाट्छ्।
अनि तेस्रो बच्चा:- तिमीहरुको बाउ त के हो र, हाम्रो बा ले त झन् पादयो भने कट्टुनै फाट्छ।

Funny Jokes of Dhurmus in Party

Nepali Funny Jokes

Dhurmus lai sahar ma kasaile party ma bolayecha
plate ma spoon ra tissue paper dekhecha ani tissue paper lai pani khane kura bhanthanecha
ekchin ma euta manche le tyhi plate uthayo
Dhurmus chichaudai dai tyo nakhanus kehi swad chaina tyesma

Nepali funny jokes about husband and wife

 Nepali funny jokes...

Husband was sick and lying on the bed, so he asked his wife.
Will you marry again if i died all of a sudden.
Wife: No ofcourse not, how can you say that?
Husband: Then whom you gonna stay with??
Wife : I will stay with my sister for the rest of my life.
now you tell me if i died with whom you gonna stay with.
Husband : Me too i will adjust with your sister for the rest of my life.