Donkey trying his owner daughter

TWO DONKEY- funny nepali jokes

एउटा गधाले अर्को गधालाई आफ्नो दुख पोख्दै भन्छ...
पहिलो गधा : यार मेरो मालिकले मलाई सधैं कुट्ने गर्छ ।
दोश्रो गधा : त्यसो भए  भागेर जान त ! किन त्येसको मा बसिरको त अझै     
पहिलो गधा : भागेर त जान्थे तर यहाँ भबिस्य राम्रो देखेर भाग्न मन छैन यार !!!
दोश्रो गधा : भबिस्य राम्रो छ रे तर कसरि ??
पहिलो गधा : मालिकको एउटी राम्री छोरी छे अनि छोरीले कहिले काही  केही बदमासी गरे धेरै बदमासी गर्यौ भने ते रो  बिहे गधा सँग गरिदिन्छु भन्छ  बस !!यही आशामा बसेको छु यार....

Funny joke and moral of crow

Funny Nepali Jokes

A crow was sitting in a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Management Lesson: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Two Funny cows

Nepali Jokes

The first cow said “moo” and the second cow said “baaaa.” The first cow asked the second cow, “why did you say baaaa?” The second cow said, “ I'm learning a foreign language.