Funny Jokes about a girl and a boy

Funny Nepali Jokes

Boy: म ४ वर्षको भएँ, तँ ?
Girl: म पनि ४ वर्षकी भएँ !
Boy: त्यसोभए हिँड्न मसँग, किन लाज मानेकी ?
Girl: (लजाउँदै): कहाँ ?
Boy: पोलियो थोपा खान !

Do not mess with law student.

Funny Nepali Jokes

A guy asked a girl in a library; “Do you mind if I sit beside you”?
The girl answered with a loud voice; "I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!!!”
All the students in the library stared at the guy and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the
girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and she told him “I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking, I guess you felt embarrassed
right?"
The guy responded with a
loud voice: "$200 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!!!? THAT’S TOO MUCH!!!"
...and all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock and the guy whispered in her ears; “I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty"

Funny nepali soldier

विदेशमा भएको लाहुरेलाई उसको प्रेमिकाले छोडपत्र पठाएको र भएको फोटो फिर्ता गर्न भनि चिठ्ठी लेखेकोमा दुखी र निराश थियो।। तर केटा पनि के कम उसले भएको सबै फोटो जम्मा गर्यो र लेख्यो: “मायालु प्रिय, मैले तिंमी कुन चाहिँ हो भनेर चिन्न सकिन.... त्यसैले कृपया तिम्रो फोटो राख र अरु चाहिँ फिर्ता गरिदेउँ।।।”